1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:01:22,733 --> 00:01:24,109 So this is what you do? 3 00:01:24,193 --> 00:01:27,279 You promise endless shrimp, then disappear all night? 4 00:01:27,362 --> 00:01:28,423 Leave me sitting around, 5 00:01:28,424 --> 00:01:30,782 getting sick off your fucking nana's endless farts? 6 00:01:30,866 --> 00:01:34,494 Like you ain't got a phone or nothing? Huh? 7 00:01:34,620 --> 00:01:37,915 Yeah, air that shit out. Stink like she already dead in the inside. 8 00:01:37,998 --> 00:01:41,418 Then she got the balls to say I smell like a prostitute. 9 00:01:41,501 --> 00:01:42,501 Ricky. 10 00:01:42,544 --> 00:01:45,380 It's time for fresh air, okay. You've been cooped up too long. 11 00:01:45,464 --> 00:01:47,007 I'll be right inside. 12 00:01:54,181 --> 00:01:55,474 You're not gonna say nothing? 13 00:01:55,557 --> 00:01:58,727 I sat here not knowing whether you was dead or fucking somebody. 14 00:02:03,065 --> 00:02:05,192 I knew that company was corrupt. 15 00:02:05,817 --> 00:02:09,154 Do you have any idea what could happen to me if I got caught with this? 16 00:02:09,238 --> 00:02:11,114 I don't know. That shit ain't mine! 17 00:02:11,198 --> 00:02:13,367 I should have known. Once a felon, always a felon. 18 00:02:15,244 --> 00:02:17,371 At least someone's making fucking money here. 19 00:02:17,454 --> 00:02:20,707 'Cause you ain't making shit. I got kids in the system! 20 00:02:20,791 --> 00:02:23,043 How am I supposed to fit them in this tiny-ass place? 21 00:02:23,044 --> 00:02:24,294 They're fucking big! 22 00:02:24,378 --> 00:02:26,008 Are you seriously still attacking me? 23 00:02:26,009 --> 00:02:28,257 After you used me as a goddamn drug mule? 24 00:02:28,340 --> 00:02:30,759 You're provoking me. I'm provoked. 25 00:02:30,842 --> 00:02:34,888 Stupid-ass me, fallin' for a loser CO who's afraid to make real money. 26 00:02:34,972 --> 00:02:36,265 I am not a loser. 27 00:02:36,348 --> 00:02:38,350 Oh, no? You a nine-to-five rent-a-cop. 28 00:02:38,433 --> 00:02:41,061 Hanging out with your loser coworkers like they're your friends, 29 00:02:41,144 --> 00:02:44,064 eating donuts and playing stupid fucking games all day. 30 00:02:44,147 --> 00:02:46,841 You get paid to sit in a prison. 31 00:02:46,842 --> 00:02:48,860 That's what you want to do with your life? 32 00:02:48,944 --> 00:02:52,197 Until you're 60 and fat and still broke as shit? 33 00:02:52,281 --> 00:02:56,076 My job has a great retirement package, okay? And people respect me. 34 00:02:56,159 --> 00:02:58,154 Ricky, I plotched again. 35 00:02:58,155 --> 00:03:01,915 I need a new Depends. And bring the wipes. 36 00:03:01,999 --> 00:03:05,877 You heard her. Go change her shitty diaper, nana's boy. 37 00:03:06,878 --> 00:03:08,588 Ricky! 38 00:03:10,048 --> 00:03:12,509 Enjoy the rest of your loser life. 39 00:03:14,261 --> 00:03:15,345 Ricky! 40 00:03:25,772 --> 00:03:27,149 Ricky! 41 00:03:27,232 --> 00:03:29,943 Yes! Great hustle, guys. 42 00:03:30,819 --> 00:03:34,573 Great hustle, everybody. Against the wall for suicides. 43 00:03:34,656 --> 00:03:36,158 Well, this took a dark turn. 44 00:03:36,241 --> 00:03:37,951 It's a sprinting exercise. 45 00:03:38,035 --> 00:03:40,396 You run to the three-point line and back, 46 00:03:40,397 --> 00:03:43,707 half court, back, full court, back 47 00:03:43,790 --> 00:03:44,976 - No, no. - Let's go. 48 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:48,503 Fuck all this running. Kickball is 90% standing around. 49 00:03:48,587 --> 00:03:50,839 Wanna beat D-Block, we gotta get in better shape. 50 00:03:50,922 --> 00:03:54,092 The sooner we finish this, the sooner we can start scrimmaging. 51 00:03:54,176 --> 00:03:56,970 Or we can start scrimmaging right now. 52 00:03:57,054 --> 00:04:00,057 Let's go. Three-point line. Yes, three-point line. 53 00:04:00,140 --> 00:04:02,851 Unbelievable. Chapman was supposed to be my secret weapon, 54 00:04:02,934 --> 00:04:05,437 but now all she's doing is distracting people 55 00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:07,648 from their drug addictions and unemployment. 56 00:04:08,231 --> 00:04:10,609 - I thought that was a good thing. - Mm. 57 00:04:10,692 --> 00:04:14,655 Yes! All right, nice work, you guys. Nice job. 58 00:04:14,738 --> 00:04:16,615 Okay! Way to go. 59 00:04:17,741 --> 00:04:19,159 Um... 60 00:04:20,202 --> 00:04:21,703 She doesn't look so good. 61 00:04:23,747 --> 00:04:25,290 Oh! 62 00:04:28,418 --> 00:04:29,818 The fuck you laughin' at? 63 00:04:29,878 --> 00:04:33,423 You never seen anybody hurl before? I'm injured. 64 00:04:33,507 --> 00:04:34,633 You all right? 65 00:04:42,557 --> 00:04:46,728 We could bury her alive with a flashlight and shovel, 66 00:04:46,812 --> 00:04:48,353 so she tries to dig her way out 67 00:04:48,354 --> 00:04:51,108 until she reaches the bulletproof mirror 68 00:04:51,191 --> 00:04:52,776 just below the surface 69 00:04:52,859 --> 00:04:59,032 where she is forced to bear witness to her slow, inevitable death. 70 00:05:00,367 --> 00:05:03,421 Nah. Frieda's a rat. She likes burrowing. 71 00:05:03,422 --> 00:05:04,972 I don't want her to enjoy any part of it. 72 00:05:04,996 --> 00:05:07,999 Jesus! Whatever happened to body hair? 73 00:05:08,083 --> 00:05:09,723 If I wanted shaved legs, I'd date a woman. 74 00:05:09,793 --> 00:05:11,753 I prefer smooth. 75 00:05:12,546 --> 00:05:14,715 Dmitri has a back like a Yeti. 76 00:05:15,298 --> 00:05:18,135 We could feed her feet first to an anaconda. 77 00:05:18,218 --> 00:05:20,178 She does hate snakes. 78 00:05:20,762 --> 00:05:25,183 Although I'm craving something a little more practical. 79 00:05:25,267 --> 00:05:29,396 Practical isn't the game. The game is fantasy murder. 80 00:05:29,479 --> 00:05:32,774 What if we paid someone in Florida a large sum of money 81 00:05:32,858 --> 00:05:34,776 to slit her throat with a shiv? 82 00:05:34,860 --> 00:05:36,653 I give it four for creativity. 83 00:05:36,736 --> 00:05:40,949 Four for creativity, sure, but ten for it's actually happening. 84 00:05:41,533 --> 00:05:44,828 As in... done deal. 85 00:05:47,414 --> 00:05:48,874 Bullshit. 86 00:05:48,957 --> 00:05:50,000 Bulltrue. 87 00:05:50,083 --> 00:05:53,879 What does it mean, this "bulltrue"? Is it an American thing? 88 00:05:53,962 --> 00:05:55,088 It's a me thing. 89 00:05:55,172 --> 00:05:57,580 And it means that rat bitch, Frieda, 90 00:05:57,581 --> 00:05:59,092 will be dead by the end of the week. 91 00:05:59,176 --> 00:06:00,635 Enough games. 92 00:06:01,970 --> 00:06:04,598 Now, there's a face worth sitting on. 93 00:06:04,681 --> 00:06:05,932 Huh? 94 00:06:06,016 --> 00:06:07,058 Yeah. 95 00:06:08,518 --> 00:06:09,603 And then she barfed. 96 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:13,690 Looked kinda like this. And I said, "Ding, ding, ding. 97 00:06:13,773 --> 00:06:16,693 She must be the killer Carol sent to kill you, 98 00:06:16,776 --> 00:06:21,531 because she is barfy because she has nerves." 99 00:06:21,615 --> 00:06:24,951 Like that time I had to keep the secret of Grace's surprise party. 100 00:06:25,035 --> 00:06:29,706 So then, I threw up in my backpack every day for a week. 101 00:06:29,789 --> 00:06:30,999 And then on the candles. 102 00:06:31,082 --> 00:06:32,667 Badison's too valuable. 103 00:06:32,751 --> 00:06:36,796 Carol likes to use expendables to do her dirty work. 104 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:40,675 I definitely had my detective cap on, so no one else stood out. 105 00:06:40,759 --> 00:06:44,387 Although, to be honest, they all seemed like criminals to me. 106 00:06:44,471 --> 00:06:47,307 Could still be someone in here. 107 00:06:47,390 --> 00:06:49,893 Someone crafty. 108 00:06:50,936 --> 00:06:54,272 - Remember those Popsicle sticks we found? - I found, you stole. 109 00:06:54,356 --> 00:06:57,526 The point is, a real detective suspects everyone, 110 00:06:57,609 --> 00:07:01,154 especially the ones you'd least suspect. 111 00:07:01,238 --> 00:07:03,490 It might be somebody right under our noses. 112 00:07:04,324 --> 00:07:05,964 Hey, y'all. Anybody want my pudding? 113 00:07:05,965 --> 00:07:07,994 Been having this lactose issue lately. 114 00:07:08,078 --> 00:07:10,247 - I'll take it. - No, poison! 115 00:07:12,791 --> 00:07:14,084 You're cleaning that up. 116 00:07:15,836 --> 00:07:19,005 It was vacuum sealed, Sherlock. 117 00:07:19,965 --> 00:07:21,800 Right. Sorry. 118 00:07:22,926 --> 00:07:25,887 Yeah, there's... Looks like some got on my shoe. 119 00:07:25,971 --> 00:07:27,764 If you just wanna dab that up. 120 00:07:27,848 --> 00:07:30,559 You wanna be helpful? Go gather some intel. 121 00:07:30,642 --> 00:07:33,270 Ask leading questions, like they do on TV. 122 00:07:33,353 --> 00:07:34,437 Ah... 123 00:07:34,521 --> 00:07:36,022 I'm gonna take a nap. 124 00:07:36,106 --> 00:07:38,608 Don't you want me to bodyguard you while you sleep? 125 00:07:38,692 --> 00:07:41,361 Oh. You do your best work in the field. 126 00:07:41,444 --> 00:07:44,239 Now, get to it before the killer gets away. 127 00:07:47,576 --> 00:07:49,244 Hey, there's a killer? 128 00:07:49,327 --> 00:07:50,370 Oh... 129 00:07:51,621 --> 00:07:53,164 It's a whole thing. 130 00:07:55,125 --> 00:07:56,668 It's a girl. 131 00:07:56,751 --> 00:07:59,379 You see that "G" shape? That is a "G" for "girl." 132 00:07:59,462 --> 00:08:01,840 Plus, you've gotten uglier since we met. 133 00:08:01,923 --> 00:08:04,801 Your little girl is trying to steal your beauty. 134 00:08:04,885 --> 00:08:08,889 No, you're wrong. The poop's wrong. I already know it's a boy. 135 00:08:08,972 --> 00:08:10,348 What makes you so sure? 136 00:08:10,432 --> 00:08:12,684 Did you boil a chicken heart while I wasn't looking? 137 00:08:12,767 --> 00:08:14,728 I gotta go with Miss Cleo on this one. 138 00:08:14,811 --> 00:08:17,564 Your left boob, noticeably larger than your right boob. 139 00:08:17,647 --> 00:08:19,482 So my money's on a tiny vagina. 140 00:08:19,566 --> 00:08:21,985 Miss Cleo is Caribbean. You are racist. 141 00:08:22,068 --> 00:08:23,361 Okay, my bad. 142 00:08:23,445 --> 00:08:28,909 By the way, I heard some rats squeaking over by the phone booth. 143 00:08:28,992 --> 00:08:30,410 Might be the kids trying 144 00:08:30,493 --> 00:08:33,413 to Incredible Journey their way back home to you. 145 00:08:33,496 --> 00:08:35,248 You might wanna go meet 'em halfway. 146 00:08:35,332 --> 00:08:37,250 Nice try. None of them survived the poison. 147 00:08:37,334 --> 00:08:41,087 They told me in my dreams. Next time, just ask me to leave. 148 00:08:42,589 --> 00:08:44,799 That was too soon, Nicky. 149 00:08:47,594 --> 00:08:49,054 All right, listen to me, Lorna. 150 00:08:49,679 --> 00:08:53,176 We might be on the wrong side of history 151 00:08:53,177 --> 00:08:54,535 with this whole balls-deep-in-Barb thing. 152 00:08:54,559 --> 00:08:55,644 What do you mean? 153 00:08:56,478 --> 00:09:00,190 All right. Barb is pulling the trigger on Carol. 154 00:09:00,273 --> 00:09:04,069 She's planning on whacking her whole posse tomorrow at the salon. 155 00:09:04,152 --> 00:09:08,114 I don't see how waxing her whole pussy is gonna help kill Carol, 156 00:09:08,198 --> 00:09:11,865 but I am sure that Barb has a great plan, 157 00:09:11,866 --> 00:09:13,785 'cause she is a very smart leader. 158 00:09:13,828 --> 00:09:15,080 She has a very high IQ. 159 00:09:15,163 --> 00:09:17,207 You got corn in your ears or something? 160 00:09:17,290 --> 00:09:22,462 Barb is going after Carol's whole gang, right? 161 00:09:22,545 --> 00:09:25,882 So Carol and Red are like the fuckin' Bobbsey Twins now. 162 00:09:25,966 --> 00:09:28,510 If this goes down the way Barb wants it to, 163 00:09:28,593 --> 00:09:30,512 Red is gonna wind up with a mouth for a neck. 164 00:09:30,595 --> 00:09:32,430 Maybe she should have thought about that 165 00:09:32,514 --> 00:09:35,892 before she climbed in bed with that evil, lying bitch, Carol. 166 00:09:35,976 --> 00:09:37,018 Are you being serious? 167 00:09:37,102 --> 00:09:40,147 I mean, I know you love a bandwagon, 168 00:09:40,148 --> 00:09:41,773 but this is Red we're talking about. 169 00:09:43,566 --> 00:09:44,609 Hey! 170 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:47,445 This is a woman who protected you for years. 171 00:09:47,529 --> 00:09:50,824 Who made you butter cookies after Christopher threatened to kill you. 172 00:09:50,907 --> 00:09:52,784 She can't protect me anymore, Nicky. 173 00:09:52,867 --> 00:09:55,113 And Vinnie says it's very important 174 00:09:55,114 --> 00:09:57,163 to have a powerful family to protect you. 175 00:09:57,247 --> 00:09:59,457 Like the Gambinos or the Sopranos. 176 00:09:59,541 --> 00:10:01,710 - Mmm-hmm. - I have a baby to think about. 177 00:10:01,793 --> 00:10:04,337 You don't understand. 'Cause you is not a mother. 178 00:10:04,421 --> 00:10:08,633 You are right about that. But you know who is, right? Red. 179 00:10:10,093 --> 00:10:12,262 I don't know, Nicky. 180 00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:15,181 Sometimes, I wonder whose team you're really on. 181 00:10:30,113 --> 00:10:32,574 Thank you for agreeing to meet with me. 182 00:10:33,450 --> 00:10:37,203 I couldn't pass up the chance to tell you "Go fuck yourself" in person. 183 00:10:37,287 --> 00:10:40,832 I understand you might harbor some resentment towards me. 184 00:10:40,915 --> 00:10:45,170 I was hoping that maybe we could try and move past some of that. 185 00:10:45,253 --> 00:10:47,630 Look, here it comes. 186 00:10:47,714 --> 00:10:50,508 Go fuck yourself. 187 00:10:50,592 --> 00:10:53,678 Wait, Burset. Please? I'm here to talk about Tasha Jefferson. 188 00:10:53,762 --> 00:10:55,722 Tasha Jefferson? What she got to do with me? 189 00:10:55,805 --> 00:11:00,101 MCC is trying to put her away for life for something she didn't do. 190 00:11:01,102 --> 00:11:04,606 And I think that you... can help save her. 191 00:11:06,733 --> 00:11:09,444 You got a minute. Make it count. 192 00:11:09,527 --> 00:11:13,156 I have met with nearly a dozen other inmates like yourself... 193 00:11:14,574 --> 00:11:18,077 who suffered terrible injustices at the hands of MCC, 194 00:11:18,161 --> 00:11:21,122 and we're going public with a series of lawsuits. 195 00:11:22,248 --> 00:11:25,543 Your horrific story of mistreatment can tip the scales. 196 00:11:25,627 --> 00:11:28,671 We can change the whole narrative of Jefferson's trial 197 00:11:28,755 --> 00:11:31,049 with the publicity from this. 198 00:11:33,384 --> 00:11:34,385 I see. 199 00:11:34,469 --> 00:11:37,722 You wanna use my story to help her. 200 00:11:39,265 --> 00:11:41,059 Where was this help when I was askin' for it? 201 00:11:41,142 --> 00:11:44,687 I know I screwed up when it came to you. I made mistakes. 202 00:11:44,771 --> 00:11:47,315 And that's a big part of why I'm doing this. 203 00:11:47,398 --> 00:11:52,070 I want to stop MCC from treating people the way they treated you... 204 00:11:53,029 --> 00:11:54,906 starting with Tasha Jefferson. 205 00:11:57,408 --> 00:11:59,661 You and Taystee, y'all fucking? 206 00:11:59,744 --> 00:12:03,748 What? Oh, no. No, no. God, no. No. 207 00:12:03,832 --> 00:12:07,210 Don't act like that's a dumb question. She was your secretary. 208 00:12:07,293 --> 00:12:09,495 And everybody know you spend half the day 209 00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:10,964 with your hand down your pants. 210 00:12:11,756 --> 00:12:13,842 All I ask is that you meet with the lawyer. 211 00:12:13,925 --> 00:12:15,802 She thinks you have a very strong case. 212 00:12:15,885 --> 00:12:17,373 Let her tell you why you're gonna win. 213 00:12:17,374 --> 00:12:20,348 Not for my sake, but for Taystee's. 214 00:12:26,145 --> 00:12:31,192 Is that some Pilates shit? I ain't never been able to find my core. 215 00:12:31,276 --> 00:12:35,405 I think, instead of a core, I have more of, like, a soft center. 216 00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:36,488 Hey, T. 217 00:12:36,531 --> 00:12:40,243 I missed you at lunch today. Your back still bothering you? 218 00:12:40,326 --> 00:12:42,704 It's killing me. I'm broken. 219 00:12:42,787 --> 00:12:43,872 Hey. 220 00:12:43,955 --> 00:12:46,708 Well, you wanna play Six Degrees of Dr. Dre? 221 00:12:46,791 --> 00:12:48,585 - Oh! - Get your mind off of it. 222 00:12:48,668 --> 00:12:50,670 We been through every rapper in the game. 223 00:12:50,753 --> 00:12:54,465 We both could use the distraction. My trial starts tomorrow. 224 00:12:55,758 --> 00:12:58,428 That's tomorrow? Damn. 225 00:12:58,511 --> 00:13:04,183 "Damn" is right, so play with me. Come on! 226 00:13:04,267 --> 00:13:06,394 - Fine. - Okay. 227 00:13:06,477 --> 00:13:09,564 All right, now, this one might be a little cray-cray, 228 00:13:09,647 --> 00:13:11,232 but I believe in you. 229 00:13:12,233 --> 00:13:13,610 E-40. 230 00:13:15,236 --> 00:13:17,196 Stuck. 231 00:13:17,989 --> 00:13:19,490 - Cake. - Okay, what? 232 00:13:19,574 --> 00:13:23,519 E-40 had that garbage single, "Savage," featuring Jazze Pha. 233 00:13:23,525 --> 00:13:26,080 - All right. - Who did a collabo with Snoop on "Double Tap," 234 00:13:26,164 --> 00:13:29,292 who was nominated for a Grammy for his work with Dre. 235 00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:30,710 Okay, you got it. 236 00:13:30,793 --> 00:13:32,754 "Nuthin' But a 'G' Thang" 237 00:13:32,837 --> 00:13:35,131 - That was a little easy. - Thank you. 238 00:13:35,214 --> 00:13:37,508 - You get four points. - That's like ten... 239 00:13:37,592 --> 00:13:40,595 Jefferson. Is this your cell? 240 00:13:41,596 --> 00:13:43,473 - We was just... - No, that's a shot. 241 00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:46,100 Now out, before I drag you out. 242 00:14:18,299 --> 00:14:20,009 Can we talk for a second? 243 00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:21,803 I got nothing to say to you. 244 00:14:24,514 --> 00:14:28,726 - There's a lot of bad blood between us... - Then why the fuck are you talking to me? 245 00:14:28,810 --> 00:14:30,853 I've been doing a lot of thinking. 246 00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:33,898 A lot of praying, actually. 247 00:14:33,982 --> 00:14:37,819 And I just wanted to tell you I forgive you. 248 00:14:37,902 --> 00:14:39,612 Yeah? For what? 249 00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:42,407 For getting me ten more years. 250 00:14:42,490 --> 00:14:46,744 You forgive me? After you robbed me of my one chance to see my son? 251 00:14:46,828 --> 00:14:48,538 Benny could have died. 252 00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:50,707 My daughter's gonna be a teen by the time I get out. 253 00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:52,195 Didn't seem worried about that 254 00:14:52,196 --> 00:14:55,712 when you was sticking flashlights up guards' asses. 255 00:14:55,795 --> 00:14:57,171 You did that. Not me. 256 00:14:57,755 --> 00:14:59,340 I'm not that person anymore. 257 00:14:59,424 --> 00:15:01,384 You think you're a different person... 258 00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:04,804 'cause you said a couple of fuckin' prayers? 259 00:15:06,848 --> 00:15:10,518 Let me save you a lot of time and frustration. 260 00:15:10,601 --> 00:15:13,563 You were fucked up when God put you in this world, 261 00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:17,400 and you're still gonna be fucked up when he takes you back out. 262 00:15:18,401 --> 00:15:21,779 Saying some prayers ain't gonna do shit. 263 00:15:22,613 --> 00:15:23,906 So don't bother. 264 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:32,540 Now, you should step away... before I do something stupid. 265 00:15:44,093 --> 00:15:46,989 - It's important to stretch after exercise. - You and Badison playing nice? 266 00:15:47,013 --> 00:15:49,349 She's a little out of shape, with the recent stabbing 267 00:15:49,432 --> 00:15:54,228 and also... she's out of shape, but she's got passion. 268 00:15:54,312 --> 00:15:57,523 She's a vindictive psycho, and you unseated her as kickball queen. 269 00:15:57,607 --> 00:15:59,692 Something tells me she's not the type to let that go. 270 00:15:59,776 --> 00:16:02,070 Nothing to worry about. I've got this under control. 271 00:16:02,153 --> 00:16:03,488 Where have I heard that before? 272 00:16:03,571 --> 00:16:05,181 Hmm. I can't remember, 273 00:16:05,182 --> 00:16:07,051 so I guess I'll just have to take your word for it. 274 00:16:07,075 --> 00:16:09,317 Or you could come play with us, 275 00:16:09,318 --> 00:16:11,621 now that you're not handicapped anymore. 276 00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:16,125 "Handicapped"? That's ableist. Anyway, I'm preoccupied. 277 00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:17,877 - Mmm. I can see that. - Yeah. 278 00:16:19,420 --> 00:16:20,420 Hmm. 279 00:16:21,964 --> 00:16:25,468 "Apply now and earn your business degree online 280 00:16:25,551 --> 00:16:27,053 in your spare time." 281 00:16:27,136 --> 00:16:28,638 I was curious. 282 00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:31,057 I thought I could become a CFO by the time I'm out 283 00:16:31,140 --> 00:16:34,852 in four long, long, long years from now, 284 00:16:34,936 --> 00:16:37,021 when I'm further down the other side of the hill. 285 00:16:37,105 --> 00:16:40,817 You will always be peaking in my eyes. 286 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:43,111 That's like your mother telling you you're beautiful. 287 00:16:43,194 --> 00:16:44,237 It's nice and all, but... 288 00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:46,426 At least you're thinking about our future, 289 00:16:46,427 --> 00:16:49,325 when we are both out of prison 290 00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:51,994 and we can wear pretty bras again. 291 00:16:52,078 --> 00:16:54,914 I love it when you talk about sexy support garments. 292 00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:59,710 This fucking application is giving me the stress sweats. 293 00:16:59,794 --> 00:17:02,255 Is this shampoo or hooch? Can I use it? 294 00:17:02,338 --> 00:17:05,675 It's for blondes, but desperate times... 295 00:17:12,098 --> 00:17:14,183 Don't think I don't know what you're doing. 296 00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:15,309 Combing my hair? 297 00:17:15,393 --> 00:17:18,813 You like to come off all sweet with your big words 298 00:17:18,896 --> 00:17:21,149 and your natural-lookin' blonde hair, 299 00:17:21,232 --> 00:17:23,860 but I dealt with fake bitches like you before. 300 00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:26,359 You may have gotten over on me with this kickball bullshit, 301 00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:28,614 but I got plans, too. 302 00:17:28,698 --> 00:17:32,493 This is just kickball. The only hustle here is around the bases. 303 00:17:32,577 --> 00:17:36,289 Do I look like a fucking idiot? Let me explain how this works. 304 00:17:36,372 --> 00:17:39,584 The C-Block bitches belong to me, and that's not gonna change 305 00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:42,962 because a couple of retards wanna call you captain. 306 00:17:43,045 --> 00:17:45,798 So slow your roll before you get hurt. 307 00:17:45,882 --> 00:17:49,046 Look, Madison, you don't know me very well, 308 00:17:49,047 --> 00:17:50,362 so let me enlighten you a little. 309 00:17:50,386 --> 00:17:52,513 I've done the behind the back thing, 310 00:17:52,597 --> 00:17:55,725 the secret power grab thing, the gang thing. 311 00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:57,185 I have done it all. 312 00:17:57,268 --> 00:18:01,939 This? This is just kickball. 313 00:18:03,149 --> 00:18:07,060 It's one small fucking thing that I can do 314 00:18:07,061 --> 00:18:08,464 to make this place a little bit nicer 315 00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:09,906 before I'm out in a few months. 316 00:18:09,989 --> 00:18:14,660 So is it really so much to ask, that for this small amount of time 317 00:18:14,744 --> 00:18:16,032 that we have to be together, 318 00:18:16,033 --> 00:18:19,874 we get along, before you never have to see me again? 319 00:18:22,919 --> 00:18:25,755 - A few months, huh? - Mmm. 320 00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:29,800 Well. Interesting. A lot can happen between now and a few months. 321 00:18:31,427 --> 00:18:34,055 Maybe a guard finds drugs planted in your shoe. 322 00:18:34,138 --> 00:18:38,976 Or you're forced to defend yourself and you end up in solitary. 323 00:18:39,060 --> 00:18:41,521 Or maybe you wake up with a bloody shiv in your hand 324 00:18:41,604 --> 00:18:45,983 next to a dead body... and there's cheese up your nose. 325 00:18:48,069 --> 00:18:51,364 The possibilities are endless, really. 326 00:18:52,281 --> 00:18:56,702 So if I were you, I wouldn't go send any postcards just yet. 327 00:19:03,501 --> 00:19:06,671 See you at practice, captain. 328 00:19:11,425 --> 00:19:14,620 So, when you were escaped out of prison, 329 00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:18,224 were you ever hired to murder anyone? 330 00:19:18,307 --> 00:19:20,438 What? No. 331 00:19:20,439 --> 00:19:23,521 We were just having fun, all right? Until it wasn't fun anymore. 332 00:19:24,146 --> 00:19:28,359 You know how everybody has, like, a dark side and a light side? 333 00:19:28,442 --> 00:19:31,988 When it was light, it was cool. But when he would get dark, 334 00:19:32,071 --> 00:19:34,365 I never knew how long the nighttime would last. 335 00:19:34,448 --> 00:19:36,742 At least in here, there's a schedule. 336 00:19:36,826 --> 00:19:39,662 That's how I knew I had to come back and finish my time. 337 00:19:39,745 --> 00:19:40,997 And also kill Frieda. 338 00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:44,333 Jesus, no! For the last time, I'm not the killer. 339 00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:46,752 Don't you know the first suspect is too obvious? 340 00:19:46,836 --> 00:19:48,254 Don't you watch any cop shows? 341 00:19:48,337 --> 00:19:51,465 I did, but then I started getting these nightmares 342 00:19:51,549 --> 00:19:53,134 and I wasn't allowed to anymore. 343 00:19:53,217 --> 00:19:55,622 Oh! Except for Inspector Gadget, 344 00:19:55,623 --> 00:19:58,306 but he dressed a little bit like this guy 345 00:19:58,389 --> 00:20:01,851 who pulled his pee-pee out at me at the book fair, and... 346 00:20:02,518 --> 00:20:04,353 couldn't get into it after that. 347 00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:08,482 Yeah, well, what you want to do is, as a detective, 348 00:20:08,566 --> 00:20:10,943 you wanna find your special gift, right? 349 00:20:11,027 --> 00:20:16,574 Like, are you OCD? Are you psychic? Are you good with human remains? 350 00:20:16,657 --> 00:20:18,159 Ah! You mean poop. 351 00:20:18,242 --> 00:20:20,995 No, I was thinking bones. But, come on, what are you good at? 352 00:20:21,078 --> 00:20:22,496 Asking people a lot of questions. 353 00:20:22,580 --> 00:20:24,749 - Is that helpful? - Yes. It's actually perfect. 354 00:20:24,832 --> 00:20:28,127 Why don't you go around and ask people lots of questions, 355 00:20:28,210 --> 00:20:31,213 say "perp" a lot, and eventually you'll find out who the killer is. 356 00:20:31,797 --> 00:20:34,008 I'm gonna need a sidekick too, right? 357 00:20:34,091 --> 00:20:38,179 So I can tell them what I'm thinking for the audience to hear? 358 00:20:40,806 --> 00:20:42,058 Hell, why not? 359 00:20:44,977 --> 00:20:49,690 Is this gonna take long? I got an overactive bladder. 360 00:20:52,318 --> 00:20:53,569 Just a few more minutes. 361 00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:57,323 Would you describe yourself as someone crafty? 362 00:20:57,990 --> 00:21:02,536 Well, I once made a sex toy out of a Pringles can, 363 00:21:02,620 --> 00:21:04,580 but the girth became an issue. 364 00:21:04,664 --> 00:21:08,042 How long approximately would you say you've lived in this prison? 365 00:21:08,125 --> 00:21:10,586 Approximately, a long-ass time. 366 00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:13,839 - Would you say you never forget a face? - Depends on the face. 367 00:21:15,424 --> 00:21:17,843 She died. 368 00:21:20,262 --> 00:21:22,848 So I've been patient with you because I'm a nice person, 369 00:21:22,932 --> 00:21:26,811 but my friend here, she ain't so nice. 370 00:21:27,395 --> 00:21:29,647 No telling what she'll do if she loses her temper. 371 00:21:29,730 --> 00:21:34,360 So why don't you answer my questions before she starts asking hers? 372 00:21:34,443 --> 00:21:37,780 I'm sorry, dear. Did you say something? 373 00:21:45,538 --> 00:21:49,375 "Dear Asking for Our Friends, I'm worried that I might be basic. 374 00:21:49,458 --> 00:21:51,335 I've always loved a seasonal latte. 375 00:21:51,419 --> 00:21:52,873 I've made life decisions 376 00:21:52,874 --> 00:21:56,070 based on inspirational quotes from the Internet, 377 00:21:56,173 --> 00:21:59,135 and the movie The Sweetest Thing is literally my life. 378 00:21:59,218 --> 00:22:01,178 Does that mean I'm basic?" 379 00:22:01,262 --> 00:22:03,222 Hmm. That seems like a tough one. 380 00:22:03,223 --> 00:22:05,725 I think you should take this one, Tova. 381 00:22:05,808 --> 00:22:08,602 Basic seems like your area of expertise. 382 00:22:08,686 --> 00:22:12,815 Sure thing, Flaca. It's actually really simple, folks. 383 00:22:12,898 --> 00:22:16,068 If you spend all day worrying about your makeup, 384 00:22:16,152 --> 00:22:19,071 even though you're locked up in a prison, you're basic. 385 00:22:19,155 --> 00:22:20,805 If you secretly love Taylor Swift 386 00:22:20,806 --> 00:22:24,577 and think that everyone is so mean to her? 387 00:22:24,660 --> 00:22:25,953 Basic. 388 00:22:26,036 --> 00:22:29,290 And if you write into radio shows to try and find out 389 00:22:29,373 --> 00:22:32,126 whether or not you might be basic? 390 00:22:32,209 --> 00:22:34,378 Sorry, boo, ya basic. 391 00:22:35,212 --> 00:22:38,132 Well, you heard it from the expert herself. 392 00:22:38,215 --> 00:22:40,843 The verdict is basic. 393 00:22:40,926 --> 00:22:45,389 Have a think about your choices and we'll be back with more after this. 394 00:22:45,473 --> 00:22:46,557 Stay tuned. 395 00:22:47,391 --> 00:22:49,477 Oh! 396 00:22:50,102 --> 00:22:53,981 Good choice. Love me a throwback. 397 00:22:59,069 --> 00:23:00,404 Is it really that bad? 398 00:23:00,488 --> 00:23:01,947 You have no idea. 399 00:23:02,031 --> 00:23:03,782 Back pain isn't about your back. 400 00:23:03,866 --> 00:23:05,951 Dr. Sarno says nothing like physical pain 401 00:23:06,035 --> 00:23:08,162 to distract you from your emotional fucked-upness. 402 00:23:08,245 --> 00:23:09,413 Dr. Sarno? 403 00:23:09,497 --> 00:23:11,957 Did you get that from a YouTube video or something? 404 00:23:12,041 --> 00:23:13,542 - I read it in O Magazine. - Yeah. 405 00:23:13,626 --> 00:23:14,840 The only way to fix it 406 00:23:14,841 --> 00:23:17,963 is to figure out what you did wrong and make it right. 407 00:23:23,886 --> 00:23:25,262 Hey, Hopper. 408 00:23:26,889 --> 00:23:27,932 Rough night? 409 00:23:28,015 --> 00:23:30,976 Your ex-con girlfriend keep you awake with an all-night fuckathon? 410 00:23:31,727 --> 00:23:34,188 - That is none of your business. - Sounds like a no. 411 00:23:34,271 --> 00:23:36,232 It's nothing a donut can't fix. 412 00:23:36,315 --> 00:23:39,276 - I'm not in the mood. - What? Donut Day is your favorite day. 413 00:23:39,360 --> 00:23:41,987 I said I'm not in the mood. What is all this anyway? 414 00:23:42,071 --> 00:23:43,989 Alvarez's ten-year anniversary at Max. 415 00:23:44,073 --> 00:23:46,242 Technically, it was over the weekend 416 00:23:46,243 --> 00:23:48,244 if you factor in the leap years, but... 417 00:23:48,327 --> 00:23:51,455 Ten years, that's a long time. Congratulations, buddy. 418 00:23:51,539 --> 00:23:52,573 Thanks. 419 00:23:52,586 --> 00:23:56,335 Actually, now that you're here, I wanted to wait for Ginger too, 420 00:23:56,418 --> 00:24:00,339 but I'm worried if I don't say this now, that I'll never say it. 421 00:24:01,215 --> 00:24:04,593 "These past ten years have been the best ten years of my life. 422 00:24:04,677 --> 00:24:07,304 There's some work places that can be boring, 423 00:24:07,388 --> 00:24:11,475 but working here is always exciting with the pranks, the inside jokes, 424 00:24:11,559 --> 00:24:14,144 the running bets and, of course, Donut Fridays. 425 00:24:14,228 --> 00:24:15,659 I can't imagine a better way 426 00:24:15,660 --> 00:24:18,274 to have spent the last ten years of my life 427 00:24:18,357 --> 00:24:21,777 than being in this prison every day with such incredible friends, 428 00:24:21,860 --> 00:24:24,019 and I hope that I have at least 429 00:24:24,020 --> 00:24:27,616 ten more years at 'Lynchfield' in my future. Thank you." 430 00:24:30,786 --> 00:24:36,000 Tough act to follow. Better start writing, Hopper. You're next. 431 00:24:36,083 --> 00:24:38,515 What? No. No, your counting's off. 432 00:24:38,516 --> 00:24:40,438 - No way it's been ten years already. - It has, actually. 433 00:24:40,462 --> 00:24:43,560 I remember because I was here six months 434 00:24:43,561 --> 00:24:46,635 before I met you and made my first friend. 435 00:24:47,428 --> 00:24:50,723 Coworker. I'm your coworker, Al. 436 00:24:52,308 --> 00:24:53,308 Hmm. 437 00:25:00,983 --> 00:25:04,236 Well, this party makes me want to kill myself. 438 00:25:06,655 --> 00:25:07,990 Oh, speaking of, 439 00:25:07,991 --> 00:25:10,784 I caught inmate Sagher trying to tie her sheets into a noose. 440 00:25:10,868 --> 00:25:15,039 So if all goes well, there might be some changes to the scoreboard. 441 00:25:15,122 --> 00:25:17,042 - Know what I mean? - Listen to yourself. 442 00:25:17,124 --> 00:25:20,085 This is a living, breathing human being we're talking about. 443 00:25:20,169 --> 00:25:21,670 Not for long, though. 444 00:25:24,590 --> 00:25:25,590 Mmm! 445 00:25:28,010 --> 00:25:30,554 Fuck it. I'm done with this game. 446 00:25:30,638 --> 00:25:31,847 Count me out. 447 00:25:32,556 --> 00:25:35,225 Ooh. 448 00:25:35,309 --> 00:25:38,437 Guess we'll have to divvy up his players. Silver lining. 449 00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:40,439 We should wait for Ginger. 450 00:25:40,522 --> 00:25:42,983 Why? She's too far behind to catch up. 451 00:25:43,067 --> 00:25:44,777 Save her a donut. She'll be happy. 452 00:25:44,860 --> 00:25:47,321 Hopper? You wanna weigh in on this? 453 00:25:48,530 --> 00:25:49,531 Whatever. 454 00:25:51,825 --> 00:25:53,118 Do you hear me? 455 00:25:53,202 --> 00:25:57,039 Hey. Too late for a fourth-quarter substitution? 456 00:25:57,122 --> 00:25:59,625 Nicky, I thought you didn't approve of my plan. 457 00:25:59,708 --> 00:26:02,710 I don't. You know, I think it's risky, 458 00:26:02,711 --> 00:26:05,881 uh, and there are too many variables, 459 00:26:05,964 --> 00:26:09,635 which is why you're gonna need at least one sober person with a brain 460 00:26:09,718 --> 00:26:11,470 to make sure that things run smoothly. 461 00:26:11,553 --> 00:26:13,200 Not that the rest of you 462 00:26:13,201 --> 00:26:16,141 don't seem like, you know, very intelligent people. 463 00:26:18,435 --> 00:26:20,646 - I like where your head's at. - Yeah. 464 00:26:20,729 --> 00:26:22,690 And that smart mouth might come in handy 465 00:26:22,691 --> 00:26:25,234 if the guards start asking questions. 466 00:26:25,317 --> 00:26:28,737 So after our CO radios the guard in the hall, 467 00:26:28,821 --> 00:26:32,074 you're only gonna have a few seconds to make your move. Okay? 468 00:26:32,157 --> 00:26:34,535 Hutton, I need you to cause enough commotion 469 00:26:34,618 --> 00:26:38,580 to draw the ginger guard out and then the rest is up to you three. 470 00:26:38,664 --> 00:26:40,749 You're gonna be legends after today. 471 00:26:42,167 --> 00:26:44,712 No one leaves that room alive. 472 00:26:55,305 --> 00:26:59,226 You get rubbed and I get gray. Where's the justice? 473 00:27:23,417 --> 00:27:24,501 Allergies. 474 00:27:59,119 --> 00:28:01,371 Hey, Young. Get over here. 475 00:28:10,130 --> 00:28:12,665 Young, can you meet me outside D-Block? 476 00:28:12,666 --> 00:28:13,666 I got a situation. 477 00:28:13,759 --> 00:28:16,595 You gotta call somebody else. We may have a situation here. 478 00:28:16,678 --> 00:28:18,013 Yeah, but... 479 00:28:19,014 --> 00:28:20,094 That can't be good. 480 00:28:20,140 --> 00:28:21,141 It could be fake. 481 00:28:22,810 --> 00:28:24,436 Maybe we should see how it plays out. 482 00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:26,146 Why? You tryin' to get stabbed? 483 00:28:26,230 --> 00:28:27,750 Protocol says she goes straight 484 00:28:27,751 --> 00:28:30,025 to protective Ad Seg till we figure it out. 485 00:28:30,692 --> 00:28:31,692 I'll take her. 486 00:28:32,528 --> 00:28:33,528 Copy. 487 00:28:33,529 --> 00:28:36,865 Inmate Denning, your salon time is up. Come with me. 488 00:28:36,949 --> 00:28:38,158 Come with you where? 489 00:28:38,242 --> 00:28:40,494 Where I take you. Let's go. 490 00:29:05,227 --> 00:29:08,027 Who's a good girl? Hey, Ruthie, you want a treat? 491 00:29:08,063 --> 00:29:09,731 Who's Momma's good girl? 492 00:29:09,815 --> 00:29:12,151 Ruthie! Mommy loves you. 493 00:29:12,234 --> 00:29:13,861 Hey, Ruthie! Ruth! 494 00:29:16,905 --> 00:29:20,617 Excuse me. Why is Joseph Caputo's name on the inmate visitation list? 495 00:29:20,701 --> 00:29:21,827 Hmm... 496 00:29:21,910 --> 00:29:25,455 Probably because he wrote it there before visiting an inmate. 497 00:29:25,539 --> 00:29:26,999 And why would he visit inmates? 498 00:29:27,082 --> 00:29:29,585 I'm not sure, but he has been here all day. 499 00:29:30,460 --> 00:29:31,753 Apparently, he's a real player. 500 00:29:33,297 --> 00:29:34,737 Did you hear he's dating the warden? 501 00:29:36,341 --> 00:29:37,342 You... 502 00:29:40,304 --> 00:29:43,432 Yeah, I'm starting to think it might be a guard. 503 00:29:43,515 --> 00:29:47,436 All the inmates we interviewed had pretty solid alibis. 504 00:29:47,519 --> 00:29:49,100 That's impressive, 505 00:29:49,101 --> 00:29:51,231 considering the murder hasn't happened yet. 506 00:29:51,315 --> 00:29:54,359 True. Maybe we should start looking at a motive. 507 00:29:54,443 --> 00:29:59,031 Look, this has been illuminating, really, 508 00:29:59,114 --> 00:30:01,575 but maybe you two should give it a rest. 509 00:30:01,658 --> 00:30:04,328 Yeah. I mean, I'm at a loss. 510 00:30:04,411 --> 00:30:07,539 The confused one, she didn't even know we were in a prison. 511 00:30:07,623 --> 00:30:10,667 And the rich one, she couldn't even identify Frieda's face. 512 00:30:10,751 --> 00:30:13,462 Yeah, but you drew a Popsicle with hair. 513 00:30:13,545 --> 00:30:16,423 Yeah, wait a second. The rich one? 514 00:30:16,506 --> 00:30:19,218 There's a rich one who's rolling in commissary. 515 00:30:19,301 --> 00:30:22,304 She's got, like, four radios. That's basically surround sound. 516 00:30:22,387 --> 00:30:25,807 And she's been eating black Doritos. That's caviar flavored. 517 00:30:27,893 --> 00:30:30,520 - Mind pointing her out to me? - Yeah. 518 00:30:41,573 --> 00:30:45,244 Getting ready to take the ladies to prayer group. Aren't you coming? 519 00:30:45,327 --> 00:30:48,163 - Nah, I don't think so. - But you always go. 520 00:30:48,247 --> 00:30:50,540 It's hard to talk to God when all you can think about 521 00:30:50,624 --> 00:30:52,793 - is strangling some evil bitch. - Yeah. 522 00:30:52,876 --> 00:30:55,254 Probably not the kind of thing you tell a CO. 523 00:30:56,088 --> 00:30:59,967 You know, I've been trying real hard to do the right thing, you know? 524 00:31:00,050 --> 00:31:02,427 Let Jesus take the wheel or whatever. 525 00:31:02,511 --> 00:31:04,179 But I'm starting to think... 526 00:31:05,973 --> 00:31:07,391 she's right. 527 00:31:08,141 --> 00:31:11,270 And maybe, no matter what I do, I'll still be a piece of shit. 528 00:31:13,981 --> 00:31:17,818 You know, one time when I was a kid, I almost killed a bird. 529 00:31:18,819 --> 00:31:21,071 Threw a rock at it and broke its wing. 530 00:31:21,154 --> 00:31:24,408 Mormon kids don't have too many outlets for their anger. 531 00:31:25,158 --> 00:31:29,037 Anyway, I decided in that moment that I was a piece of shit. 532 00:31:29,121 --> 00:31:32,082 I mean, I had basically killed it for no reason. 533 00:31:33,292 --> 00:31:37,004 But then my mom made me take it in and nurse it back to health, 534 00:31:37,087 --> 00:31:40,215 and, a few weeks later, it healed and we let it go. 535 00:31:40,299 --> 00:31:43,343 And I realized that I had saved its life. 536 00:31:43,427 --> 00:31:46,096 Saved its life? But you're the reason why it almost died. 537 00:31:46,179 --> 00:31:47,180 That's the point. 538 00:31:47,264 --> 00:31:48,777 When I hurt it, I was a piece of shit. 539 00:31:48,778 --> 00:31:51,020 But when I was healing it, I wasn't. 540 00:31:53,562 --> 00:31:55,272 I don't get it. 541 00:31:55,355 --> 00:31:58,692 God doesn't make good people or bad people. That's a myth. 542 00:31:58,775 --> 00:32:00,861 He just makes people. 543 00:32:00,944 --> 00:32:04,239 Sometimes they do good things, sometimes not so good. 544 00:32:04,323 --> 00:32:07,743 But the beauty is you get to wake up and choose every day. 545 00:32:07,826 --> 00:32:11,997 As long as you're choosing to do the good things, then you're good. 546 00:32:14,541 --> 00:32:17,085 What, are you some kind of preacher or some shit? 547 00:32:17,169 --> 00:32:19,254 Yeah, we all are, sort of. 548 00:32:19,338 --> 00:32:20,756 Missionary work. 549 00:32:22,007 --> 00:32:24,801 Anyway, you're not wearing your ID badge. That's a shot. 550 00:32:51,036 --> 00:32:52,162 Clear. 551 00:32:53,663 --> 00:32:55,624 Hands against the wall. Hands. 552 00:33:06,676 --> 00:33:08,220 Clear. 553 00:33:16,395 --> 00:33:18,063 Fucking Badison. 554 00:33:18,772 --> 00:33:20,190 It ain't that bad. 555 00:33:20,273 --> 00:33:23,944 I mean, you could shave one side since you gay. 556 00:33:24,027 --> 00:33:26,822 You know, that's, like, the look for your people. 557 00:33:27,614 --> 00:33:29,199 What is it about me? 558 00:33:29,282 --> 00:33:31,825 Well, for starters, you don't wear makeup 559 00:33:31,826 --> 00:33:33,912 and I've seen you get engaged to a woman... 560 00:33:33,995 --> 00:33:39,584 No, no. What is it about me that makes people want to fuck with me? 561 00:33:40,877 --> 00:33:43,422 - Can I be real with you? - Please. 562 00:33:46,591 --> 00:33:49,594 It's 'cause what they see when they look at you. 563 00:33:50,345 --> 00:33:52,305 They don't see you. 564 00:33:52,389 --> 00:33:55,600 They see the shit they never had. 565 00:33:55,684 --> 00:33:58,270 Money, education, opportunity. 566 00:33:58,353 --> 00:34:00,515 That's why they never gonna stop fuckin' with you, 567 00:34:00,516 --> 00:34:03,066 because of what you represent. 568 00:34:03,150 --> 00:34:05,735 But at least that's only in here. 569 00:34:05,819 --> 00:34:10,407 People out there been fuckin' with me my entire fucking life. 570 00:34:10,490 --> 00:34:15,412 They see dangerous, poor, ghetto black girl 571 00:34:15,495 --> 00:34:17,914 that should be locked up in here forever. 572 00:34:20,750 --> 00:34:25,297 So, like, if you want to trade places, I'm game. 573 00:34:31,470 --> 00:34:33,096 How do you deal with it? 574 00:34:34,264 --> 00:34:35,849 I try to survive. 575 00:34:37,017 --> 00:34:39,186 All right, Jefferson. Time's up. 576 00:34:43,607 --> 00:34:45,817 So, what are we doing about this gum? 577 00:34:51,364 --> 00:34:52,449 Cut it off. 578 00:34:53,992 --> 00:34:56,495 Remember to sit up straight with your arms at your sides, 579 00:34:56,578 --> 00:35:00,123 and if the judge asks you a question, address him as "Your Honor." 580 00:35:00,207 --> 00:35:01,955 Also, during your testimony, 581 00:35:01,956 --> 00:35:04,836 you should refrain from the use of any slang words 582 00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:07,959 like "yo" or "homie" or "homie-dawg" 583 00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:10,967 or "trippin'," "turnt" or "clapback"... 584 00:35:11,051 --> 00:35:12,636 No slang. Got it, thanks. 585 00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:15,514 Okay. And most importantly, during your testimony, 586 00:35:15,597 --> 00:35:18,558 you wanna make sure to establish eye contact with the jury. 587 00:35:18,642 --> 00:35:20,586 Do not look at anyone in the gallery. 588 00:35:20,587 --> 00:35:23,200 And especially not at Ms. Jefferson. 589 00:35:23,271 --> 00:35:25,607 Remember the truth is on your side. 590 00:35:25,690 --> 00:35:28,490 All you have to do is tell your story to the court the way you told me. 591 00:35:28,568 --> 00:35:29,986 But it's bullshit. 592 00:35:31,363 --> 00:35:32,364 What is? 593 00:35:40,038 --> 00:35:41,331 All of it. 594 00:35:42,749 --> 00:35:45,293 Like I said, I understand you may be frustrated... 595 00:35:45,377 --> 00:35:47,587 No. Mm-mm. 596 00:35:47,671 --> 00:35:49,339 You don't understand. 597 00:35:51,341 --> 00:35:56,137 We was down there with him. With Piscatella. Alive. 598 00:35:58,223 --> 00:36:02,143 Taystee had the gun pointed at his head, but she didn't shoot him. 599 00:36:03,311 --> 00:36:06,022 She gave me the gun, and then we let him go. 600 00:36:06,106 --> 00:36:08,316 When CERT stormed, Suzanne and I hid... 601 00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:10,902 I understand you might be very emotional right now, 602 00:36:10,986 --> 00:36:13,947 it's causing you to say a lot of things, most of which I didn't hear. 603 00:36:14,030 --> 00:36:16,199 'Cause you not listening to me! 604 00:36:16,283 --> 00:36:19,202 I'm telling you she's innocent. Mr. Siegel, please. 605 00:36:19,286 --> 00:36:22,581 I'm begging you, please. I can't let Taystee go down like this. 606 00:36:22,664 --> 00:36:23,999 There's gotta be some way. 607 00:36:24,082 --> 00:36:26,876 There's got to be some way that we can make it right. 608 00:36:27,711 --> 00:36:32,882 Look, Cindy, putting aside the fact that I can't make heads or tails 609 00:36:32,966 --> 00:36:35,260 of what you may or may not have just said to me, 610 00:36:36,386 --> 00:36:38,305 you're giving testimony in a few hours. 611 00:36:38,388 --> 00:36:40,890 If you deviate from your written statement, 612 00:36:40,974 --> 00:36:43,935 your deal will be rescinded, you'll be deemed an unreliable witness. 613 00:36:44,019 --> 00:36:46,605 I should have said something sooner, but I was scared. 614 00:36:46,688 --> 00:36:48,523 Man, do you know what... 615 00:36:49,357 --> 00:36:52,944 I've been around scumbag cops my whole life. 616 00:36:53,028 --> 00:36:55,947 I know what they do to people like me when we talk. 617 00:36:56,031 --> 00:36:59,280 Changing your testimony at the 11th hour 618 00:36:59,281 --> 00:37:00,469 will not help Ms. Jefferson's case. 619 00:37:00,493 --> 00:37:04,247 Listen to me. You won't help her, but you will end up hurting yourself. 620 00:37:04,331 --> 00:37:06,124 But she didn't do it. 621 00:37:06,207 --> 00:37:09,002 Then let's hope the jury determines that. 622 00:37:10,337 --> 00:37:14,341 But as far as you helping her, it's too late. 623 00:37:16,009 --> 00:37:18,345 I am urging you, as your legal counsel, 624 00:37:18,428 --> 00:37:20,847 to testify to the statement you gave the feds. 625 00:37:20,930 --> 00:37:24,100 There's no point in adding years of extra time 626 00:37:24,184 --> 00:37:27,395 on top of what is already a painful situation. 627 00:37:31,274 --> 00:37:32,400 Ms. Hayes? 628 00:37:41,868 --> 00:37:42,869 Where's Caputo? 629 00:37:42,952 --> 00:37:44,641 He told me I was meeting with my lawyer 630 00:37:44,642 --> 00:37:46,873 to talk about my case against MCC. 631 00:37:46,956 --> 00:37:48,868 And I imagine he wants to take the case public 632 00:37:48,869 --> 00:37:50,543 to embarrass MCC, correct? 633 00:37:50,627 --> 00:37:53,046 I'm assuming you ain't the lawyer, then? 634 00:37:53,129 --> 00:37:55,882 No. I fact, I'm the senior vice president of MCC. 635 00:37:58,134 --> 00:38:01,721 I should have known. Never trust a white woman with a weave. 636 00:38:01,805 --> 00:38:04,391 You can trust me. I'm one of the good ones, I assure you. 637 00:38:04,474 --> 00:38:05,656 If you was one of the good ones, 638 00:38:05,657 --> 00:38:07,602 you wouldn't be working for Evil Incorporated. 639 00:38:07,686 --> 00:38:08,978 Look, Ms. Burset, 640 00:38:09,062 --> 00:38:13,316 I know you suffered greatly under the previous administration at MCC. 641 00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:16,361 But part of my mission as the new senior vice president 642 00:38:16,444 --> 00:38:19,114 is to correct the mistakes of my predecessors. 643 00:38:19,197 --> 00:38:20,198 Right. 644 00:38:20,281 --> 00:38:25,036 How do you intend to correct the six months I spent in isolation 645 00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:28,413 without decent food or sunlight, 646 00:38:28,414 --> 00:38:30,709 or ever laying my eyes on another human being 647 00:38:30,792 --> 00:38:34,129 except for those giant walking potatoes you call guards? 648 00:38:34,212 --> 00:38:37,215 I would like to personally apologize 649 00:38:37,298 --> 00:38:40,343 for the horrendous mistreatment that you endured. 650 00:38:40,427 --> 00:38:42,554 But I assure you that under my leadership, 651 00:38:42,637 --> 00:38:46,516 such inhumane torture will never take place at Litchfield again. 652 00:38:46,599 --> 00:38:50,603 As reparation, I would like to offer you a settlement of $300,000. 653 00:38:50,687 --> 00:38:52,689 I've gotten the go-ahead from my superiors. 654 00:38:52,772 --> 00:38:56,276 I could have the funds transferred to your bank by this afternoon. 655 00:38:56,359 --> 00:38:58,695 All you have to do is sign an agreement 656 00:38:58,778 --> 00:39:01,531 promising not to file or testify against MCC. 657 00:39:05,326 --> 00:39:07,203 So this is hush money? 658 00:39:07,287 --> 00:39:09,330 Consider it an act of good faith. 659 00:39:09,956 --> 00:39:13,918 Clearly, it's not enough to make up for the trauma that you suffered, 660 00:39:15,044 --> 00:39:19,048 but it is my hope that it will help you get back on your feet 661 00:39:19,132 --> 00:39:20,800 after your early release. 662 00:39:22,135 --> 00:39:24,429 Did you say early release? 663 00:39:24,512 --> 00:39:25,847 I did. 664 00:39:25,930 --> 00:39:28,240 As long as you agree not to sue, 665 00:39:28,241 --> 00:39:30,393 testify or ever speak of this conversation. 666 00:39:32,061 --> 00:39:33,062 Damn. 667 00:39:35,356 --> 00:39:37,358 You really are a good witch. 668 00:39:41,488 --> 00:39:44,574 Let's join hands for today's group prayer. 669 00:39:45,325 --> 00:39:48,870 Um, Maria, would you like to lead us? 670 00:39:49,913 --> 00:39:52,040 Um, I'll give it a try. 671 00:39:53,708 --> 00:39:55,210 Dear God... 672 00:39:56,961 --> 00:40:00,757 today we pray for the strength to follow your teachings. 673 00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:04,969 To be peacemakers, to be pure of heart, 674 00:40:05,053 --> 00:40:08,640 to be merciful, because that shit ain't easy... 675 00:40:08,723 --> 00:40:11,351 There are a lot of bitches in here that don't deserve mercy, 676 00:40:11,434 --> 00:40:14,729 and sometimes it feels like no matter how hard you try, 677 00:40:14,813 --> 00:40:17,565 you'll just end up right back where you started. 678 00:40:17,649 --> 00:40:21,611 So we ask for your support in trying to do the right thing 679 00:40:21,694 --> 00:40:26,491 and for your guidance in knowing which way to go. 680 00:40:26,574 --> 00:40:29,702 And I'm sorry about saying shit and bitch. Twice. 681 00:40:30,286 --> 00:40:31,788 - Amen. - Amen. 682 00:40:31,871 --> 00:40:33,331 That was very moving, Maria. 683 00:40:33,915 --> 00:40:36,042 - I'd like to share something. - Yes. 684 00:40:36,125 --> 00:40:38,044 - Beth, go ahead. - Maria. 685 00:40:38,628 --> 00:40:39,792 Your words just now 686 00:40:39,793 --> 00:40:42,048 about doing the right thing really resonated for me. 687 00:40:42,131 --> 00:40:46,135 And to honor that, I feel I need to make a confession. 688 00:40:48,304 --> 00:40:51,975 I was the one who tried to drown you in the guard bathroom. 689 00:40:52,976 --> 00:40:55,979 I'm sorry. I have a compulsion. Something comes over me. 690 00:40:56,062 --> 00:40:58,273 I've tried to deal with this problem on my own, 691 00:40:58,356 --> 00:41:00,877 but being in this group has taught me 692 00:41:00,878 --> 00:41:03,320 that I need put it in the Lord's hands. 693 00:41:04,988 --> 00:41:05,988 That was you? 694 00:41:06,030 --> 00:41:10,034 Yes, but it led you here, right? 695 00:41:10,702 --> 00:41:13,538 I guess the Lord works in mysterious ways. 696 00:41:13,621 --> 00:41:15,832 This got nothing to do with the Lord. 697 00:41:17,292 --> 00:41:20,420 You fucking tried to kill me, you fucking bitch. 698 00:41:20,503 --> 00:41:22,672 They wanted to keep me in Psych. 699 00:41:22,755 --> 00:41:27,802 They made me say that I tried to drown myself in a toilet. 700 00:41:27,886 --> 00:41:30,805 I said I was sorry. 701 00:41:30,889 --> 00:41:31,889 Fuck you. 702 00:41:31,890 --> 00:41:34,183 Perhaps you might try to speak from a place of love. 703 00:41:34,267 --> 00:41:35,760 You told me this was a baptism, 704 00:41:35,761 --> 00:41:39,314 but it was an attempted murder by a baby killer. 705 00:41:39,397 --> 00:41:41,941 - Is that how you killed your babies too? - Maria! 706 00:41:42,025 --> 00:41:45,028 - You drowned them in a toilet? - Maria, please. 707 00:41:47,697 --> 00:41:50,617 Nah, I get it now. 708 00:41:50,700 --> 00:41:52,744 This whole thing is a joke. 709 00:41:52,827 --> 00:41:55,413 Y'all like to sit around and talk about forgiveness, 710 00:41:55,496 --> 00:41:59,083 believing you're better than everyone else because you talk to God 711 00:41:59,167 --> 00:42:00,293 so you can sleep at night. 712 00:42:00,376 --> 00:42:04,172 But you'll still just be as fucked up as the rest of us. 713 00:42:07,467 --> 00:42:10,428 - But at least I can own it. - Maria... 714 00:42:10,511 --> 00:42:11,930 Shut the fuck up. 715 00:42:16,392 --> 00:42:18,061 Was I wrong there? 716 00:42:24,317 --> 00:42:26,778 Gladys, right? Sorry to bug you. 717 00:42:26,861 --> 00:42:30,865 Was hoping to trade you for some of them oatmeal cream pies you got. 718 00:42:30,949 --> 00:42:32,325 Commissary's all out. 719 00:42:32,408 --> 00:42:33,660 What are you offering? 720 00:42:35,453 --> 00:42:36,453 Mmm... 721 00:42:38,539 --> 00:42:39,999 My own little recipe. 722 00:42:40,083 --> 00:42:43,628 The juice from the peach cups makes for a smooth finish. 723 00:42:43,711 --> 00:42:46,631 You must love you some cream pie. 724 00:42:46,714 --> 00:42:48,716 Takes me back to my girlhood. 725 00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:51,511 I've been needin' an escape from this place. 726 00:42:52,512 --> 00:42:56,057 How's about three for one? 727 00:43:11,572 --> 00:43:14,575 Mmm. You weren't kidding. This is smooth. 728 00:43:14,659 --> 00:43:16,953 Another life, I could've been a vintner. 729 00:43:17,036 --> 00:43:20,581 Hey, quite a haul you got. You win the numbers or something? 730 00:43:20,665 --> 00:43:22,208 Shit's rigged. 731 00:43:22,291 --> 00:43:24,085 My Uncle Eddie finally died. 732 00:43:24,168 --> 00:43:26,379 Old pervert left everything to me. 733 00:43:26,462 --> 00:43:29,215 Guess all that sitting on his lap finally paid off. 734 00:43:29,298 --> 00:43:33,928 - Gotta play the long game. How'd he die? - They said it was a heart attack, 735 00:43:34,012 --> 00:43:38,391 but something tells me there was Viagra and a belt involved. 736 00:43:38,474 --> 00:43:40,309 He leave you any property? 737 00:43:42,562 --> 00:43:44,397 Why? You in the market? 738 00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:46,941 Oh, just making conversation. 739 00:43:47,025 --> 00:43:48,401 I didn't mean to pry. 740 00:43:48,484 --> 00:43:49,527 Not for nothing, 741 00:43:49,610 --> 00:43:54,222 but I always felt original flavor Doritos 742 00:43:54,223 --> 00:43:55,700 were the only one worth their salt. 743 00:43:55,783 --> 00:43:59,412 'Cause you never had these. These are smoked chili flavored. 744 00:43:59,996 --> 00:44:00,996 Bullshit. 745 00:44:00,997 --> 00:44:01,998 Bulltrue. 746 00:44:03,041 --> 00:44:05,968 They've got a kick that'll put hair on your chest 747 00:44:05,969 --> 00:44:07,170 if you don't already got it. 748 00:44:07,253 --> 00:44:09,589 Mind throwing a bag in for me? 749 00:44:12,425 --> 00:44:14,093 That hooch was good. 750 00:44:17,889 --> 00:44:20,353 You didn't really think 751 00:44:20,354 --> 00:44:23,728 I was gonna go for that Uncle Eddie bit, did you? 752 00:44:26,647 --> 00:44:28,441 Was worth a shot. 753 00:44:30,401 --> 00:44:33,905 Somebody help! She's trying to kill me! 754 00:44:36,866 --> 00:44:39,368 Wait, wait. Goddamn! 755 00:44:39,452 --> 00:44:42,371 You motherfucking bitch! You... 756 00:44:45,458 --> 00:44:48,711 Carol and Barb? But I'm in last place! 757 00:44:49,378 --> 00:44:51,714 Oh, my God. We just moved Carol to Ad Seg. 758 00:44:51,798 --> 00:44:54,342 And Barb hasn't had an incident in years. 759 00:44:54,425 --> 00:44:56,719 Well, you can thank your beloved new commissioner. 760 00:44:56,803 --> 00:45:00,431 You don't understand, Al. I really need this money. 761 00:45:00,515 --> 00:45:03,184 Tony Robbins just extended his tour with Pitbull, 762 00:45:03,267 --> 00:45:06,562 and I'm never gonna get any points with Carol and Barb. 763 00:45:11,317 --> 00:45:14,070 - Why do you have that face? - What face? I don't have a face. 764 00:45:16,113 --> 00:45:17,615 This is bullshit! Where's Chapman? 765 00:45:17,698 --> 00:45:21,494 If I had to guess, I'd say she's being dragged to SHU right about now. 766 00:45:21,577 --> 00:45:23,913 So you better work on your dodging skills. 767 00:45:23,996 --> 00:45:26,165 Actually, she's right behind you. 768 00:45:30,795 --> 00:45:33,506 I didn't think I'd be seeing you for a while. 769 00:45:33,589 --> 00:45:35,675 I know that you put drugs in my shoe. 770 00:45:38,469 --> 00:45:40,012 And I'm not afraid of you. 771 00:45:41,681 --> 00:45:43,266 I guess you're dumber than you look. 772 00:45:43,349 --> 00:45:45,518 Excuse me. I have an intramural to win. 773 00:45:45,601 --> 00:45:48,938 All right, ladies. I think that that's enough pegging for right now. 774 00:45:49,021 --> 00:45:50,731 That's what he said. 775 00:45:50,815 --> 00:45:51,858 Who's he? 776 00:45:51,941 --> 00:45:53,317 Let's see some sprints. 777 00:45:53,401 --> 00:45:56,487 Okay? You guys know the drill, so up against the wall. Let's go. 778 00:45:58,239 --> 00:46:00,741 Glad to have you back, captain. Things was getting weird. 779 00:46:02,451 --> 00:46:05,580 All right, on my mark. 780 00:46:05,663 --> 00:46:08,374 Ready. Get set. 781 00:46:08,457 --> 00:46:09,458 Go! 782 00:46:33,816 --> 00:46:35,693 Ahhh, I'm hurt! 783 00:46:35,776 --> 00:46:38,321 She ran into me. She was running too fast. 784 00:46:38,404 --> 00:46:42,533 Like I been saying all along, this kickball thing is way too dangerous. 785 00:46:42,617 --> 00:46:44,952 Maybe we should cancel it. For safety. 786 00:46:45,036 --> 00:46:46,245 She looks hurt. 787 00:46:46,329 --> 00:46:49,040 I'm counting at least five points from the neck up alone. 788 00:46:49,123 --> 00:46:50,458 I am way ahead of you. 789 00:46:51,459 --> 00:46:54,003 Technically, she didn't get hurt because of kickball, 790 00:46:54,086 --> 00:46:55,606 she got hurt because you were running. 791 00:46:55,671 --> 00:46:58,507 That's true. Running is not kickball-dependent. 792 00:46:58,591 --> 00:47:00,593 Are you serious? 793 00:47:00,676 --> 00:47:03,054 Her nose bone probably got pushed back into her brain. 794 00:47:03,137 --> 00:47:05,473 - Kickball may have killed her. - Sorry. 795 00:47:05,556 --> 00:47:07,934 The line of causality is really tough here. 796 00:47:08,017 --> 00:47:10,978 I say you keep playing. Next time, watch where the heck you're going. 797 00:47:11,062 --> 00:47:12,372 - What do you think, Al? - Agreed. 798 00:47:12,396 --> 00:47:17,360 No sense ruining a good thing over one accident. 799 00:47:19,403 --> 00:47:22,031 That is a lot of blood, though. Think we should radio the EMTs? 800 00:47:22,114 --> 00:47:23,115 Yeah. 801 00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:33,584 Don't worry. I just came to get my shit. 802 00:47:33,668 --> 00:47:35,213 I don't wanna spend another second 803 00:47:35,214 --> 00:47:38,255 in this stanky-ass, depressing place. 804 00:47:38,339 --> 00:47:41,467 - Aleida. - Yeah. I don't wanna hear another word. 805 00:47:41,550 --> 00:47:45,721 You fucking white boys are all the same. A bunch of pussies. 806 00:47:45,805 --> 00:47:47,098 Put the bag down. 807 00:47:47,181 --> 00:47:49,809 Hey, don't touch me. I said I'm done. 808 00:47:52,937 --> 00:47:54,021 Ricky! 809 00:47:54,105 --> 00:47:55,690 One second, Nana! 810 00:47:57,400 --> 00:47:59,694 We do this for three months. 811 00:47:59,777 --> 00:48:01,966 Get enough money for you to get your kids back, 812 00:48:01,967 --> 00:48:03,864 maybe get a bigger place. 813 00:48:03,948 --> 00:48:06,325 And then we're out, you understand? 814 00:48:06,409 --> 00:48:09,537 Three months? Three months ain't enough time to get shit. 815 00:48:09,620 --> 00:48:12,957 It is if we fill the whole containers, not just the bottoms. 816 00:48:15,543 --> 00:48:17,890 Look, you were right. Okay? About my life. 817 00:48:17,891 --> 00:48:19,630 I've been going through the motions, 818 00:48:19,714 --> 00:48:23,551 living for little highs here and there, but mostly doing nothing. 819 00:48:24,844 --> 00:48:27,150 Then I met you, 820 00:48:27,151 --> 00:48:29,640 and all of a sudden, I'm excited to get up in the morning. 821 00:48:29,724 --> 00:48:32,184 I actually feel like I'm fucking alive. 822 00:48:32,268 --> 00:48:35,438 Like I can do shit. Like, manly shit. 823 00:48:36,188 --> 00:48:38,140 I didn't know that I could feel this way. 824 00:48:38,141 --> 00:48:40,735 I can't go back to the way it was before. 825 00:48:43,029 --> 00:48:44,989 So I guess that means I'm all in. 826 00:48:51,245 --> 00:48:54,540 I'm glad you finally understand how lucky you are to have me. 827 00:48:58,294 --> 00:49:00,880 Wait. Ain't your nana gonna hear us? 828 00:49:00,963 --> 00:49:04,091 She has over 70% hearing loss in both ears. 829 00:49:04,175 --> 00:49:07,470 - I'm gonna fuck the shit out of you. - Yeah, you are. 830 00:49:11,140 --> 00:49:12,140 Oh. 831 00:49:12,141 --> 00:49:13,142 Sophia. 832 00:49:14,435 --> 00:49:15,811 Uh... 833 00:49:15,895 --> 00:49:17,313 Thank you for coming in. 834 00:49:18,105 --> 00:49:19,106 This is Tania. 835 00:49:19,190 --> 00:49:21,067 Tania Fernandez. Pleasure to meet you. 836 00:49:21,150 --> 00:49:24,278 Tania has graciously agreed to represent you in your case. 837 00:49:24,361 --> 00:49:27,400 Yes. I believe this case has the potential 838 00:49:27,401 --> 00:49:28,616 to set an important precedent 839 00:49:28,699 --> 00:49:31,219 for the hundreds of men and women who are currently suffering... 840 00:49:31,285 --> 00:49:34,413 Let me stop you right there. I'm not going to sue. 841 00:49:35,915 --> 00:49:36,915 What? 842 00:49:37,625 --> 00:49:41,879 I just wanted to tell you in person. I'm not gonna fight this. 843 00:49:44,131 --> 00:49:45,131 Why not? 844 00:49:45,174 --> 00:49:47,176 I met with the senior vice president of MCC. 845 00:49:47,259 --> 00:49:49,512 - Please don't say Linda Ferguson. - Linda Ferguson. 846 00:49:50,638 --> 00:49:54,683 She offered me a settlement and I decided to take it. 847 00:49:54,767 --> 00:49:56,268 Jesus Christ. 848 00:49:56,352 --> 00:49:57,520 If I may interject. 849 00:49:57,603 --> 00:49:59,301 From my point of view, 850 00:49:59,302 --> 00:50:02,108 you actually have a really good chance of winning this case. 851 00:50:02,191 --> 00:50:06,654 Can you promise me I'll win? Because she just promised me $300K, 852 00:50:06,737 --> 00:50:09,824 which is being transferred into my bank account as we speak. 853 00:50:09,907 --> 00:50:12,284 What about all the women you could be helping? 854 00:50:12,368 --> 00:50:16,539 - What about Taystee? You owe it to her... - I don't owe nobody shit. 855 00:50:17,206 --> 00:50:21,335 The only responsibility I got is to my wife and my son. 856 00:50:21,418 --> 00:50:22,981 This money could provide for them the way 857 00:50:22,982 --> 00:50:26,382 I shoulda been providing all these years. 858 00:50:27,675 --> 00:50:33,347 I could send my son to college, so he don't end up like me, here. 859 00:50:33,430 --> 00:50:35,141 But don't you want your story heard? 860 00:50:35,224 --> 00:50:39,520 I'm done trying to be heard. Nobody's listening. 861 00:50:39,603 --> 00:50:42,356 My time here has taught me that much. 862 00:50:45,025 --> 00:50:47,236 Besides, I already signed the papers. 863 00:50:55,452 --> 00:50:56,871 Barb wants to speak with you. 864 00:50:59,748 --> 00:51:01,993 According to this, you get more with a smile 865 00:51:01,994 --> 00:51:04,378 than with scowls and lurking. 866 00:51:05,504 --> 00:51:07,173 That's news you can use. 867 00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:10,800 Get up. 868 00:51:17,725 --> 00:51:20,853 Nicky, baby, where you been hiding, girl? 869 00:51:22,897 --> 00:51:24,732 Well, to be honest, I had to rub one out. 870 00:51:24,815 --> 00:51:27,443 All that adrenaline really got me worked up. 871 00:51:30,029 --> 00:51:31,197 You're too much. 872 00:51:32,823 --> 00:51:39,455 Hey, listen, I wanted to apologize for our little murder snafu earlier. 873 00:51:39,538 --> 00:51:42,833 So embarrassing. I hope you won't hold it against me. 874 00:51:42,917 --> 00:51:45,669 It gave me the blue balls for the bloodlust. 875 00:51:45,753 --> 00:51:47,421 But we'll get 'em next time. 876 00:51:47,504 --> 00:51:49,298 Well, I don't know about that. 877 00:51:50,216 --> 00:51:54,053 Some of these ladies seem to think that we might have a mole. 878 00:51:54,136 --> 00:51:56,805 Can you believe that? I mean, who would do that to me? 879 00:51:56,889 --> 00:51:58,933 After the way I look after my girls. 880 00:51:59,016 --> 00:52:01,435 Looked to me like somebody tipped off the ginger. 881 00:52:01,518 --> 00:52:04,939 Could be your CO playing both sides. 882 00:52:05,022 --> 00:52:06,205 I've heard your sister 883 00:52:06,206 --> 00:52:09,050 - is big on the cloak-and-dagger maneuvers. - True. 884 00:52:09,151 --> 00:52:15,282 Or it could be someone with ties to one of the ladies in C-Block. 885 00:52:15,366 --> 00:52:19,286 Maybe, you know, someone with an old friend they're looking out for? 886 00:52:20,287 --> 00:52:22,206 Ah... 887 00:52:22,998 --> 00:52:24,833 You're talking about me and Reznikov. 888 00:52:24,917 --> 00:52:27,776 Annalisa thinks you were interested in her 889 00:52:27,777 --> 00:52:29,463 right when things turned sour. 890 00:52:29,546 --> 00:52:32,883 Yeah. Interested in killing her before she killed me. 891 00:52:32,967 --> 00:52:34,927 I turned her in to the feds. Remember? 892 00:52:35,010 --> 00:52:37,042 Or did your network of crack babies 893 00:52:37,043 --> 00:52:38,643 miss that when doing their due diligence? 894 00:52:38,722 --> 00:52:40,182 I'm covering my bases. 895 00:52:40,266 --> 00:52:41,680 I must be having a stroke then, 896 00:52:41,681 --> 00:52:44,103 'cause it sounds to me like you're accusing me. 897 00:52:44,186 --> 00:52:46,188 - Take a seat with that attitude. - Oh! 898 00:52:46,272 --> 00:52:47,841 You're just like a big shot now, 899 00:52:47,842 --> 00:52:49,858 'cause you're fucking the heir apparent? 900 00:52:49,942 --> 00:52:51,520 Where was this gay phase when I was at camp? 901 00:52:51,521 --> 00:52:53,530 Quite frankly, I am offended. 902 00:52:53,612 --> 00:52:57,825 It's all right, Diaz. I think it's been a stressful day for everybody. 903 00:52:57,908 --> 00:52:59,326 Isn't that right, Nicky? 904 00:53:00,244 --> 00:53:01,245 Come here. 905 00:53:03,789 --> 00:53:07,918 Look, I am sorry that I accused you, okay? 906 00:53:08,002 --> 00:53:09,002 Uh-huh. 907 00:53:10,170 --> 00:53:14,091 I think it's this sobriety thing that's got me all riled up. 908 00:53:14,174 --> 00:53:15,342 You don't have to tell me. 909 00:53:15,426 --> 00:53:18,387 I've already come four times today. It's not even noon. 910 00:53:18,470 --> 00:53:20,889 There's that mouth of yours again. 911 00:53:20,973 --> 00:53:24,560 You really crack me up, you know that? 912 00:53:25,519 --> 00:53:30,983 Look, I'll keep my nose peeled. See what I can't dig up. 913 00:53:31,066 --> 00:53:33,193 Yeah, I know you will. 914 00:53:34,486 --> 00:53:35,946 I'm glad we talked. 915 00:53:36,530 --> 00:53:38,365 Don't be such a stranger, okay? 916 00:53:38,449 --> 00:53:41,368 Barb really loves a visit from her Nicky baby. 917 00:53:41,452 --> 00:53:44,663 Well, I would love to stay and chat, 918 00:53:44,747 --> 00:53:49,543 but after all this excitement, orgasm number five awaits. 919 00:53:49,626 --> 00:53:54,798 So excuse me while I attend to unfinished clitoris. 920 00:53:55,841 --> 00:53:56,884 Gentlemen. 921 00:54:08,062 --> 00:54:11,523 - She's lying. - Shut up! You fuckin' embarrassed me. 922 00:54:11,607 --> 00:54:15,110 Next time you make sure you see what you think you see. 923 00:54:15,194 --> 00:54:18,989 Now, I need my Noxzema and my bed. 924 00:54:19,073 --> 00:54:21,283 I'm gettin' fuckin' rage lines. 925 00:54:39,093 --> 00:54:40,511 Son of a bitch. 926 00:55:16,213 --> 00:55:17,213 Cindy? 927 00:55:21,343 --> 00:55:23,429 Yo, what they got you in here for? 928 00:55:25,931 --> 00:55:27,474 Cindy? 929 00:55:39,361 --> 00:55:41,363 - Any word on Dwight? - She's fine. 930 00:55:41,447 --> 00:55:43,035 Broke her nose again. What's left of it. 931 00:55:43,036 --> 00:55:45,993 Luckily, it was mostly mush to begin with. 932 00:55:47,077 --> 00:55:48,537 Thought she was a goner. 933 00:55:48,620 --> 00:55:50,622 Next time, I'll have to put my weight into it. 934 00:55:51,331 --> 00:55:56,003 There is something very, very wrong with you. 935 00:55:56,086 --> 00:55:58,380 Yeah? Well, you better get used to it, 936 00:55:58,464 --> 00:56:02,926 'cause we're gonna be spending a lot of long, hard years together. 937 00:56:03,802 --> 00:56:05,971 What did I ever do to you? 938 00:56:07,431 --> 00:56:11,351 What's the matter, cookie? You crumbling already? 939 00:56:15,647 --> 00:56:19,902 Must be hard. I bet you're probably used to getting your way out there. 940 00:56:19,985 --> 00:56:23,906 But down in here, I decide who stays and who goes. 941 00:56:23,989 --> 00:56:25,949 And I got a lot of time, Chapman. 942 00:56:26,033 --> 00:56:28,660 A lot of time to think. 943 00:56:36,877 --> 00:56:38,637 According to your written testimony, 944 00:56:38,712 --> 00:56:40,957 you saw the defendant point a gun 945 00:56:40,958 --> 00:56:43,967 - at Desi Piscatella's head, correct? - Yes. 946 00:56:44,051 --> 00:56:46,970 Where were you when the CERT officers stormed the pool? 947 00:56:47,054 --> 00:56:48,414 I was in the closet. 948 00:56:48,472 --> 00:56:49,808 So you didn't see what happened 949 00:56:49,809 --> 00:56:52,059 when the officers stormed the pool, correct? 950 00:56:52,142 --> 00:56:54,436 All you saw before you left the pool 951 00:56:54,520 --> 00:56:59,858 was Tasha Jefferson pointing a gun at Desi Piscatella, correct? 952 00:57:07,407 --> 00:57:11,286 Ms. Hayes, is that correct? 953 00:57:14,957 --> 00:57:15,958 Yes. 954 00:57:33,600 --> 00:57:36,270 Inmate Denning, get up. You're coming with me. 955 00:57:36,353 --> 00:57:38,981 What? Why? 956 00:57:39,064 --> 00:57:40,691 Let's go. Move it. 957 00:58:24,610 --> 00:58:25,611 In. 958 00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:57,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net